Twin A: "Mom, is our house a democracy?"
Me: "No. You live in a Monarchy, jointly ruled by the king and queen."
Twin A: "Mom, what is anarchy?"
Darling Husband: "The absence of a government."
Twin A: "Can my bedroom be the home of anarchy?"
King and Queen: "NO!"
Me: "However when you desire to live in anarchy you may get a job and move to your own address that you pay for with your money."
Darling Husband: "You can live in the Kingdom of Far, Far Away when you get ready for anarchy."
And that is why it is good to be the Queen (and King)!